👁️ Notes from the Altar

Your Weekly Tarot Reading

Delivered from my altar to your inbox—every Sunday.

Tired of vague vibes and wishy-washy horoscopes?

Every Sunday, you’ll get a three-card tarot pull with the collective energy of this community in mind. This isn’t a personal reading—it’s one for all of us, tapping into the shared vibe we’re navigating together. It’s spirit-led insight with no fluff, no filler, and just the right amount of sass.

What you’ll get

  • 🃏 3-Card Weekly Tarot Pull

    Your no-nonsense energy check-in to dodge drama, outsmart chaos, and strut into the week with cosmic confidence and a wink from the Universe.

  • 🔮 Written Insight, Not Fluff

    Forget recycled horoscopes. This is raw, intuitive intel—served with sass, clarity, and just enough spiritual smackdown to set you straight.

  • 💌 Inbox Delivery Every Sunday

    Sip your coffee while the cards spill the tea—your weekly reading shows up ready to align, arm, and energize you for whatever’s coming.

👁️ Why Notes from the Altar?

Let’s be honest—the world’s on its third shot of retrograde espresso and things are weird. You don’t need more cryptic clichés about “divine timing.” You need grounded, gutsy guidance that actually hits.

This isn’t a pick-a-card party or a full-blown reading. It’s a no-BS spiritual dispatch—a weekly nudge from the other side (with snark, obviously)—to help you navigate the madness with clarity and edge.

✨ Altar Access
$11.11
Every month
$111.11
Every year

A weekly tarot reading beamed straight from my altar to your inbox—no fluff, just pure energetic intel to ground, shift, and spark your week ahead.

✓ 🔮 Weekly Energy Forecast
✓ 💌 Access to All Past Readings
✓ 🧿 Altar Room Member Home

✺ Frequently asked questions ✺

  • Nope. Notes from the Altar is a separate subscription. It’s purely for your weekly tarot readings.

  • Nope!

    This is a collective reading, which means it’s pulled with the overall energy of this community in mind—not tailored to any one individual.

    Think of it like a spiritual group text from the universe: it may speak directly to what you’re going through, or it might be something you tuck away for when it hits later (because it usually does).

    If you’re looking for a one-on-one reading made just for you, this ain’t that—but it’s still packed with insight, clarity, and a little cosmic slap when needed. 💥✨

  • Nope again. This is a collective energy reading, not a personal reading. But if you need one of those, you can sign up for the waitlist should I ever offer personal readings again here.

  • Every Sunday! You’ll get an email notification to check the Altar for your weekly reading—or you can just hop straight in and grab it anytime. You may even want to bookmark the page for faster check-ins. 

  • Your subscription starts the moment you sign up, but your first tarot transmission arrives the following Sunday.

  • Once you cancel, your access ends immediately—even if your billing cycle isn’t over yet. That means if you cancel on a Saturday, you won’t receive Sunday’s reading. I know, it’s annoying. Unfortunately, the system doesn’t let your access ride out through the end of your paid month. So if you’re thinking of canceling, you may want to wait until after your next reading drops.