Your No-BS Guide to All Things Mystical
Tarot, Crystals, & No-Nonsense Spiritual Guidance
Get Crystal Clarity, Tarot Insights, and a Snarky Community That Tells It Like It Is
Ready for a tarot reading that doesn’t hold back? Looking for high-quality, real crystals that serve as your trusted allies on your spiritual journey? Dive into a space where clarity, humor, and authentic metaphysical support come together. No fluff, just the truth (and a few laughs along the way). Come for the honesty, stay for the snarky community that feels like home.
Choose Your Own Spiritual Adventure
From tarot insights and powerful crystals to joining a community that’s all about no-fluff spirituality—pick your path and let’s get mystical.
🌙 Join the Mystic Mob
Two memberships, one unforgettable community. Dive into tarot deep-dives with Moon Moth Manor or join unfiltered YouTube chats about all things mystical and magical—there’s a spot for you in the Mystic Mob. Come for the insights, stay for the snarky, no-BS fun.
💎 Shop Real Crystals
I offer real, hand-picked stones that are ethically sourced and sound cleansed to support your spiritual practice. These aren’t just pretty—each crystal is chosen for its energy and potential to amplify your intentions. Ready to find your next crystal ally?
🃏 Tarot Readings
Whether you’ve got questions about love, career, or that suspicious energy you can’t quite shake off, my tarot readings get straight to the point. No fluff, just real answers served with a side of sass. Ready for clarity?
The Snarky Seer Behind the Cards
Welcome to my mystical corner of the internet, where tarot cards spill the tea, crystals hold secrets, and the truth gets told with a dash of sass. I’m Alycia Wicker, your slightly-sweary spiritual guide into all things witchy-woo-woo.
My journey into the mystical began at 16, when I experienced unexplainable events that opened my eyes to the spiritual realm. Despite a traditional path through college and a career in interior design, I couldn’t ignore my intuitive gifts. Over the years, I’ve embraced my psychic medium abilities, blending them with a no-nonsense approach to spirituality.
With over two decades of experience, I’ve honed my skills in tarot reading, crystal healing, and metaphysical practices. I’m here to help you navigate life’s WTF moments with clarity, humor, and a bit of snark.
Ready to dive deeper into the mystical madness?
There is always a concern of “is this person going to just blow a lot of generic verbal smoke up my skirt.”
Alycia was pretty much spot on with all of my questions. She was specific with her answers and thorough. I love Alycia’s sense of humor she throws in as well as her analogies to try and explain her answers in a more tangible way. Alycia’s readings are definitely worth it!
Susanne S.
Got Something To Share?
Have an idea for my YouTube channel or a crystal question that’s keeping you up at night? I’m all ears—send it my way!
Just a heads up: I’m a one-woman show juggling a lot of mystical madness, so while I can’t reply to every email, rest assured that I read each one. It’s not you, it’s the balancing act!
And if you’re pitching a guest blog post, asking for backlinks, or trying to sell me your latest “groundbreaking” gadget, save yourself the time—those go straight to the spam graveyard.
Still got a burning question? Drop me a line—I’m here for the real stuff!